I recently posted this on a forum after receiving an email telling guys how they should treat girls in certain conditions. Yes, it told a girl what to do, but it's purpose was to tell guys how to act. I have to completely disagree with it though. Most people don't think I have luck, but trust me, I know what I am doing when it comes to ladies. So here it is. Keep in mind the first response to this was "Whatever girl gets you is gonna be lucky. Even if they are going to be compared to dancing hippos"

"The OFFICIAL Laws of Flirting:

 FLIRTING RULES
 Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold

Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if you're stupid, then you'll either say 'Me too' or you'll give her your jacket...don't)

Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Guys:When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, Give her a kiss on the lips, and tell her you love her too...and MEAN IT!!!!




Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys: Whisper in her ear; 'The stars are beautiful...and so are you. Then link your hands with hers. :] aww



 Now make a wish about something you would like to happen  between you and your crush or love..."




Now here is my response.




"Well, girls can tell the guy they are cold, but guys shouldn't just cuddle up with them. First, put your coat on them, then cuddle up with them. Duh, double points there.




Guys, don't kiss her like that, especially in front people in the movie theatre. People around you are trying to watch a movie! The last thing you want is a kiss obsessed gf as well. I suggest you wait tell you are married, but if you can't don't kiss her all the time. Every once and a while, or it won't be a special thing anymore.




If it's far enough along ok, if she is telling you she loves you before you know her very well, then you probably have a girl that could care less about you. Remember, love is patient. wink3.gif Also, just my opinion. Kiss her on the cheek. Even though women seem to really like kissing on the lips, they might like you better if you tell her you love her but have patience. Blood thirsty guys go around kissing their gf on the lips all the time, and it is not a pretty sight.




For the last one don't whisper that in her ear. It's not original enough.... You need something that won't only tell her that you love her, but will also make her laugh. Come on "The stars are beautiful and so are you!" Man.... used by everyone. What you do use to make her laugh and feel loved is really dependent on the girl. Some girls you could say something like "You are so beautiful that I can't peel my eyes to watch the dancing hippos over there." Yeah, you sound stupid but she laughs and knows how you feel about her at the same time. Some girls like that. If she isn't the right girl to say that to then try something still original like "Wow, I almost couldn't distenguish(sp) you from those beautiful stars up there." laughoutloud.gif




Really though, you need to be original. Just my thoughts, don't know how much of the world agrees with me."